Cluing for Looks

merrvpippins:

finally the day has come to post this

(via winchesterhobbs)

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

image

(via nerd-boob)

funaticgirl:

sammiey:

higher than the empire state

You win

funaticgirl:

sammiey:

higher than the empire state

You win

(via sherlockisonfire)

onestarbookreview:

“I really did not enjoy this play. It however proved to be useful in figuring out who the misogynists in my English class are.”

onestarbookreview:

I really did not enjoy this play. It however proved to be useful in figuring out who the misogynists in my English class are.”

andythanfiction:

kateordie:

This scene was perfect

That time James Bond replied to homoerotic taunting not with some macho no homo bullshit, but by calmly implying he was bisexual anyway and somehow did not suddenly cease to be awesome but instead roughly doubled in awesome points.

(Source: robertdeniro, via chaotic-keys)

ladyhistory:

The Still Continuing Captioned Adventures of George Washington

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI | PART XII | PART XIII

(via tomorrow--came)

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via hermionejg)

beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…
Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?
It is like pure gold <3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

I love learning 

beasleypercussion:

montparnassty:

lesmisblog:

Just…

Did anybody notice the sign that reads “Beware pickpockets”?

It is like pure gold <3

Fun fact: pickpockets used to put up signs like that in tourist areas, so that tourists would pat places on themselves where their valuables were kept, to check that they were still there. Then the pickpockets would know exactly where to retrieve them from.

I love learning 

(via obsidianz)

crossbowsandwalkers:

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

image

The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

(Source: georgemallory, via playerauditore)

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

(via playerauditore)